Slender Dude
Slender dude
Slender Man Facts
Da Slender Man be a alleged paranormal figure purported ta done been in existence fo' centuries, coverin a big-ass geographic area. Believers in tha Slender Man tie his thugged-out appearances up in wit nuff other legendz around tha ghetto, including; Fear Dubh (or, Da Dark Man) up in Scotland, tha Dutch Takkenmann (Branch Man), n' tha German legend of Der Großmann or Der Grosse Mann (the Tall Man).
Slender Man Appearance
Da Slender Man be a funky-ass bein thug up in appearizzle whoz ass be lookin like a playa wit mad long, slender arms n' legs yo. Dude also appears ta have 4 ta 8 long, black tentaclez dat protrude from his back, though different photographs n' enthusiasts disagree on dis fact, n' therefore it is theorized his schmoooove ass can 'contract' these tentaclez at will.
Dude is busted lyrics bout as bustin a funky-ass black suit strikingly similar ta tha visage of tha notorious Men In Black, n' as tha name suggests, appears straight-up thin n' able ta stretch his fuckin limbs n' torso ta inhuman lengths up in order ta induce fear n' ensnare his thugged-out lil' prey. Once his thugged-out arms is outstretched, his suckas is put tha fuck into suttin' of a hypnotized state, where they is utterly helpless ta stop theyselves from struttin tha fuck into em.
Whether tha Slender Man absorbs, kills, or merely takes his suckas ta a undisclosed location or dimension be also unknown as there be never any bodies or evidence left behind up in his wake ta deduce a thugged-out definite conclusion.
His grill is pale n' slightly pimply, n' almost appears ta done been wrapped up in a type of gauze or cloth. his wild lil' facial features is also a object of debate, n' nuff playas believe dat his wild lil' grill looks different ta each person, if it is peeped at all yo. Dude sometimes is portrayed wears a hat, which is sometimes a funky-ass bowler, a gangbangin' fedora, or sometimes a tophat yo. Dude may also be peeped bustin a long-ass flowin necktie or scarf, which is either red or grey yo. Dude often keeps his fuckin long, pale handz crossed politely behind his back or hangin loosely at his sides yo. Dude has long coattails which he lets flow proudly yo. Dude wears long dress shoes, which is always shined a perfect, gleamin black.
Slender Man Behavior
Much of tha fascination wit Slender Man is rooted up in tha overall aura of mystery dat he is wrapped in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Despite tha fact dat it is rumored he kills lil pimps almost exclusively, it is hard as fuck ta say whether or not his only objectizzle is slaughter.
Often times it is either reported or recorded dat his schmoooove ass can be found up in sectionz of woods, n' these generally tend ta be suburban. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude also has been reported peeped wit big-ass crewz of children, as nuff photographs portray. Well shiiiit, it is commonly thought dat he resides up in woodz n' forests n' preys on lil' thugs yo. Dude seems unconcerned wit bein exposed up in tha daylight or captured up in photos.
It be often thought as well dat he rides hard fo' stalkin playas whoz ass become overly paranoid bout his wild lil' fuckin existence, purposefully givin dem glimpsez of his dirty ass up in order ta further frighten em. For dis reason, it seems like Slenderman straight-up much rides hard fo' psychologically torturin his suckas.
Dude also often appears ta float or drift round rather than strutt, which suggest tha possibilitizzle of his ass bein a ethereal bein rather than a cold-ass lil creature or a man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This would also explain why he be able ta remain mobile up in spite of his skankyly proportioned body.
Even though Slender Man was fabricated on SomethingAwful forums (or was he?), some playas have already fronted sightings yo. Dude is peeped mostly at night peerin tha fuck into open windows n' strutts up in front of lone motorists on secluded roadz yo. His main intentions step tha fuck up ta be kidnappin children, as when he is peeped near dem up in photographs, they probably disappear shortly afterwards.
Slender Man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Video Game
A Slenderman vizzle game has recently been busted out titled, Slender: Da Eight Pages. Da downlizzle link fo' tha Slender Man vizzle game can be found here.